LESSONS LEARNED
1. Be careful because sometimes stovetops are hot.
2. Never EVER feed Ms. Beasley or Barney popcorn. Learned that one the hard way!
3. Pretzels: chew, chew, chew!
4. Ask where the exit is BEFORE leaving a press conference.
5. Jenna is the skinny one, Barbara is the big one. Or is it the other way around?
6. Losing major American cities really ticks people off, at least for a little while.
7. Don't stand down wind of Karl. He isn't called "Turdblossom" for nothing.
8. Nuclear, nuclear, Noooooo- CLEEEEE-AAARRRR. Oh, never mind.
9. Wash hands immediately after shaking handswith Fristie. If they take root, it's hard to get rid of those spores of his.
10. People in Utah like us, no matter what, so send some Homeland Security and Katrina relief money their way!
11. Never EVER look Cheney in the eye.